| The Pits of Walhoon
is the traditional home of the gnomes of Urova, and one of the oldest
cultures on the planet. In terms of surface area the kingdom is tiny,
taking up only a very small proportion of southerly Junos; in reality
the Pits are as large and diverse as the Auld Kingdom or Norandor,
they just go straight down. The Pits can be found in an enormous valley
in the volcanic Gallomar Peaks of southern Junos. The valley, known
as the Valley of Gold is inhabited by huge monsters the gnomes call
dinosaurs and these beasts succeed in keeping most surface threats
to the gnomes at bay.
The Pits themselves are scattered throughout the valley of gold,
and there are literally hundreds of them. The Pits lead down into
the bowels of the earth where they turn, twist and eventually connect
with numerous other cave systems, creating the largest subterranean
community in Urova, bar none. The largest of the pits is called
The Maw of Walhoon and is over fifty miles across at its widest
point. It is through the maw that most activity and trade with other
gnomish communities that lie beneath takes place. Although they
have a relatively small outlet into the surface world, the size
of the pits and the number of inhabitants should not be underestimated.
There are literally millions of gnomes beneath the surface of the
ground; the tunnels go on for hundreds, perhaps thousands of miles
creating thousands of towns villages and cities throughout the kingdom.
Most outside accounts of the contents of the Pits of Walhoon are
a combination of hearsay and guesswork. It's not that the gnomes
are a particularly anti-social bunch, but they have absolutely no
call or need to associate with the outside world. There is nothing
that the outside world has that the gnomes of the Pits cannot produce
themselves. The gnomes do not see themselves as insular, indeed
there is great variety among the communities that inhabit the pit,
they just tend to keeps themselves (and their accomplishments) to
themselves. There is not even any effort to maintain a link with
the Five Colour Kingdom or Stonebark, so the gnomes aren't likely
to go out of their way to communicate with humans.
All that is known about the Pits is therefore a little sketchy.
It is suspected that there are several different races of gnomes
living in the community. Rock and Forest gnomes are certainly represented,
but the svirfneblin are known to dwell in the deepest part of the
pits and a great number of the inhabitants are Minoi - the tinker
gnomes. The minoi have really made the Pits their own. By their
skills, and often lack of them, they have created a vast array of
technological masterpieces that attempt to make gnome life run more
smoothly. Where as their cousins in Stonebark often rely on illusionary
magicks, these gnomes have fallen squarely on science. Rumours speak
of steam powered monorail, airships, series of complicated mirrors
that focus sunlight down to the bottom of the pits. For defence
gnomes have created devices that suck up magma and squirt it at
their goblinoid foes.
The gnomes of the Pits are ruled by an ancient and venerable line
of kings who can trace their ancestry back to before the coming
of the moon gods. The kingship has passed from father to son through
all this time with each king seemingly more benign than the last.
The current king is Boddynock Surglefoot Tam Tappanier Stumbleduck,
who has been more than equal to the task of keeping the Sultan of
Junos from invading the Pits and making off with their secrets.
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